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The Funkyes Get Noticed Guarantee.

Funkyes T-shirts have been rigorously tested in some of the most demanding social environments in the world.

We find our T-shirts consistently get results, get noticed and create interaction. So much so that our T-shirt Test Pilots often ask for danger money. If it was not for all the fringe benefit's they get, we'd probably pay it.

We test our designs as well as the quality of our garments. Whether you're couch surfing, in the game, or getting it ripped off and thrown in a heap on the floor, our garments have met every challenge.

So, YES we can guarantee that these T-shirts work. In the right environment they get attention, make people laugh, get noticed and break the ice.

If you buy one of our T-shirts and you don't get a result that's congruent with our Guarantee, then we reckon it's either your head, your arse or your attitude that is the real problem.

How do I place my order?

You can place an order in the following ways.

OPTION 1
Order online through our secure payment gateway. This is the simplest and most popular method. Also the most secure.

  • Simply cruise around the funkyes site checking out the designs. You can scroll down on the home page, the view all designs page or the brand pages to start viewing the prints.
  • Once you have found the design that you wish to purchase you choose the garment style, size, and colour from the drop down menus. Then you click “add to cart”.
  • You are then given the option to either continue shopping to add more to your cart or to check out. Just like a supermarket but with out the cute check out attendant at the register. (Finalise purchase)
  • At the check out, you review your order, enter your shipping and billing details, then select the credit card payment option. Review your details once more to ensure everything is correct, enter your credit card details, and then you click on submit order. You will then receive an email confirming your order. 

PHONE ORDER: You can call us by phone to make an enquiry or just to have a chat, however we do not take orders over the phone. This is due to the fact that errors can be made in the collection of the required purchase information. You can phone us at 02 66855111 within Australia and +61 2 855111 for international orders.
FAX ORDERS: We don’t offer printable downloadable order forms as there is the possibility of errors being made as well as the fact this is a less secure method of receiving your billing details. We encourage the use of our online secure service. However feel free to Contact Us if you have questions on this matter.

Wholesale Orders

All wholesale enquiries will be initiated via email at: service@funkyes.com
Because we deal with brands as well as random t-shirt prints, you may be interested in a particular area of our business with regards to wholesale ordering. Please feel free to contact us on the above address.

How do I pay for my order?

Funkyes.com only accepts online payments via credit cards and debit cards. The cards we accept include Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Diners, Bankcard and Pay Pal. All your account details are kept private via our secure SSL server. When you view your statement the charge on your account will appear as Funkyes.com. Funkyes.com is a division of Agent Styles.

Problems Ordering

1. Make sure all the fields in the ordering form are filled in correctly.
2. Try rebooting or restarting your computer.
3. If this still doesn’t help please Contact Us.

Printing

All of our T-shirts are printed to order through the process of Screen Printing (Silk Screening). This is the best quality method of printing available.
Because funkyes.com offers so much variety in the number of designs, colours, garments and their respective sizes, it is physically impossible to hold one of each combination. Thus our printing is only done once a week. We process a week of orders (From a Monday morning to a Sunday night) before we go to print. In addition to this, the art of screen printing is a labour intensive and time consuming process so it is necessary for us to streamline our production by printing in bulk rather than as orders arrive.

Please note however, that  we may have your order in stock and if this is the case it will be shipped immediately.

Shipping

Our t-shirts are shipped once a week. This is the Thursday and Friday following the week of orders that are processed.
We use Australia Post for our domestic deliveries and Australian “Air Mail International” for our international deliveries.

Domestic orders usually take 2-3 working days from the time they are posted. International orders usually take 7-9 days from the day they are posted. Note that this is from the day they are posted. The length of time it takes from the day you order is dependent on what day you make the order in the given Monday to Sunday order week. The closer you make the order to the Sunday the less the total time it takes from the day you ordered to the day you receive your product. Every effort will be made to get your order to you as soon as we can.

Be aware that each country has its own rules and regulations as to the processing of packages and parcels coming into that particular country. Any delay caused by these regulations is totally out of our control.

How much does shipping and handling cost?

All shipping and handling costs are dependent on how many items are purchased and more to the point the total weight of the purchase.
For both Domestic and International orders, you will have to proceed through the shopping cart to see the shipping and handling costs. Once again prices vary so differently between different countries depending on the weight that you will be long asleep before I finish explaining it to you. Be warmed by the fact all it is in Australian Dollars. Everyone gets a good rate against us.
  • All our prices listed here are in Australian dollars. Your final cost will be presented to you in Australian dollars. You can then check the corresponding price in your own countries currency by using on our site currency converter.
  • NB. Some countries charge additional import duties, customs duties and carrier fees depending on what type of product you are importing. These fees are totally out of our control thus we take no responsibility for their incursion. Please check with your countries import, postal or customs departments if you have any concerns in this area. This is usually a light hearted and fun experience.

Make your package a gift

You can declare your package as a "gift" by selecting the "gift" check box when you order. When you check this box, the recipient (whomever the package is delivered to, even if it's just yourself) could be charged less in taxes and duties and may not be charged at all.

You are welcome to check with your local customs office to find out what qualifies a package to be classified as a gift, and how it affects the charges you will incur locally such as taxes, duties, or other tariffs. It is possible that if you misuse the "gift" designation, your package may be delayed in customs, or even returned to funkyes.com. You just know these guys are great fun to deal with.

On all "gift" orders, we declare $5 per item. Therefore, should you order 3 shirts; your order will be declared as a "gift" with a $15 value.

AUSTRALIAN CUSTOMERS

It doesn’t apply to you, so sit back, crack a coldie and wait for the goods to arrive.

How long will it take to receive my order?

Orders being delivered to an address within Australia will arrive within 8 -10 working days after the day of purchase.
Orders being delivered to an address outside of Australia will take up to 10 days longer. Keep in mind that orders often arrive before this and are dependent on where in our printing/shipping calendar your order is placed. If you have received a shipping order confirmation via email then your order is on its way.
    • Please note that different countries have different customs and Funkyes cannot be held responsible for variance in delivery resulting from individual customs processes.
       
      * We don’t do priority or overnight shipping to anywhere, for anyone, anytime. Except for mum because she’s our biggest fan.

Get Them while you travel. How to?

If you are currently travelling there are 3 ways in which you can get your T-shirt today.

Option 1: Purchase online / Peterpans pick up.

* This option is for people travelling within Australia only.
To read more click here to visit our how to get ‘em while you travel page.

Option 2: Purchase Online / Fixed address

This is for people travelling either in Australia or outside of Australia.
To read more click here to visit our how to get ‘em while you travel page.

Option 3: Purchase Offline

Some of our designs are available offline in some select stores and backpacker hostels within Australia.
If you prefer to make your purchase offline you can select an outlet from our Offline Outlets list on our outlets page. Bear in mind that each outlet only carries certain designs, so choose carefully and make sure you have the right place for the T-shirt you are after.
 
To read more click here to visit our how to get ‘em while you travel page.

Is my information protected and safe?

Funkyes.com offers you peace of mind for the security of your information for online transactions. We employ 3rd party encryption software supplied by Geotrust. Geotrust deliver a total security package in which your transactions are safeguarded by 256 bit ssl encryption. Funkyes has been validated by Geotrust as a trusted commercial entity for conducting online transactions using the Geotrust certification. Funkyes.com is unable to guard against fraudulent illegal behaviour in which 3rd parties use stolen information to conduct transactions. 

The only time we retain any information is when you become a member of Funkyes.com. This doesn’t include your credit card information though. The information that you share with funkyes.com is never shared with any 3rd party.

Who designs the Funkyes.com gear?

Our T-shirts are designed in house, many an influence from you. The design ideas and inspiration are born from the international melting pot of Byron Bay and our travels around the world. In one way or another our shirts and designs are woven from the fabric of multicultural society. Whether they make you laugh, get u noticed, or impart a bit of knowledge it’s all about contributing to the quality of lifestyle.

We are always looking for design ideas and contributions as it is you and your experiences that provide us with the content for the next classic ice breaker.. So if people from our world wide crew want to contribute, they can. If you want to be kept in the loop about upcoming competitions and other fun stuff make sure you register as a member and we will keep you informed with our in house newsletter, ‘The Good Times”. We always reward a great contribution.

We are very open to your ideas, photos, or requests for a particular design, so feel free to always contact us at myidea@funkyes.com and impart any knowledge, idea, trend, or experience that you may have.



What if I want to return a product?

That’s cool with us, provided you adhere to the guidelines as listed.

  • Notification of all returns must be made within 60 days of purchase to be accepted.
  • The returned product must be in the exact same condition as when purchased. Unworn and unwashed. This is at the discretion of Funkyes.com.
  • Please fill out the return section of your invoice that you received in your delivery.  Use return address sticker.
  • Returns will be made for refund only.
  • If you received an incorrect item or it has a defect, funkyes.com will reimburse the cost of shipping.  Postage costs for all other returns are the responsibility of the customer

If you have any further questions regarding returns please email us at returns@funkyes.com
Damaged or exchange items?
Please contact Customer Service to organise a refund. We are not able to process exchanges online.

Easy 1-2-3 Process
Just follow the 3 easy steps below:

    • Please fill out the return section of the invoice you received. Explain the reason for the return.
    • Wrap the merchandise securely and box it with the above note.
    • Return your parcel to:

Returns
Funkyes.com
Shed 8 / 21-23 Tasman Way
Byron Bay
NSW, 2481
Australia



About our T-shirts

Our t-shirts are top quality. We use an assortment of different suppliers from the Ramo and Superior Gildan (seamless Tees) collections through to some local suppliers in Australia. For the ladies we have included a “tear em and wear em” instruction sheet that you may like to look at to alter the shape and design of your tee. It’s a great way to keep up with the fashion scope. Enjoy.

Funkyes.com is all about great prints on great shirts that make you look great and get you noticed. We don’t compromise on delivering the full package. It’s all good…wear the feeling.

For size information please see our sizing chart. 

How does sizing work with your T-shirts?

Garment Sizes and Specs

Our shirts are made from 100% cotton of the highest quality on the market. This is for Tees, Singlets, Sleeveless and Hoodies. Any variations of this will be mentioned beside that particular garments SPECS.

We have a very large range of different colour and style combinations. If you don’t see it, feel free to send us an email and roast us for not having it.

Its probably common knowledge but all chest measurements are taken from under the arms and all length measurements from top of the neck line to the base of the shirt. (See Diagram)

t shirt sizing

SIMPLE THEN: when choosing a size, just measure up a garment that you already own and compare this to the below size charts.

MENS TEE – UP TO 3XL – BLACK AND WHITE TO 4XL
All 205gms 100% Cotton Preshrunk Jersey by Gildan. No side seam. They are quite fitted. Order a larger or smaller size depending how you like your fit.

 

SMALL

MED

LARGE

XL

2XL

3XL

4XL

WIDTH

46cm

51cm

56cm

61cm

66cm

71cm

76cm

LENGTH

71cm

73.5cm

76cm

78.5cm

81cm

84cm

86cm

WIDTH

18”

20”

22”

24”

26”

28”

30”

LENGTH

28”

29”

30”

31”

32”

33”

34”

WOMENS SLIMFIT CAP SLEEVE/BABY DOLL TEES.
100% Cotton 190gms Ramo. 

These are a slim fit tee, but not a super tight form. They are by far the most popular style of Tee for women. Have a look at our “Tear em and Wear em” section and see how easy it is to alter the style yourself.

 

S
(8)

M
(10)

L
(12)

XL
(14)

2XL
(16)

WIDTH

42cm

44cm

46cm

48cm

50cm

LENGTH

54cm

55cm

57cm

59cm

61cm

WIDTH

16.5”

17 ¼ “

18”

19”

19 ¾”

LENGTH

21 ¼”

21.5”

22.5”

23 ¼”

24”

Just order a larger size if you want a looser fitting tee.

ADULT  LONG SLEEVE TEE – UP TO 2XL
All 205gms 100% Cotton Preshrunk Jersey by Gildan.

 

SMALL

MED

LARGE

XL

2XL

WIDTH

46cm

51cm

56cm

61cm

66cm

LENGTH

71cm

73.5cm

76cm

78.5cm

81cm

WIDTH

18”

20”

22”

24”

26”

LENGTH

28”

29”

30”

31”

32”

White, Black, Navy, Red, Chocolate, Sport Grey

ADULT SLEEVELESS TEE / MUSCLE TEE – UP TO 2XL  
All 205gms 100% Cotton Preshrunk Jersey by Gildan.

 

SMALL

MED

LARGE

XL

2XL

WIDTH

46cm

51cm

56cm

61cm

66cm

LENGTH

71cm

73.5cm

76cm

78.5cm

81cm

WIDTH

18”

20”

22”

24”

26”

LENGTH

28”

29”

30”

31”

32”

White, Black, Navy, Red, Sport Grey

ADULT TANK TOP / SINGLET.
All 205gms 100% Cotton. Gildan.  Easy fit.

 

SMALL

MED

LARGE

XL

2XL

WIDTH

45.7cm

51cm

56cm

61cm

66cm

LENGTH

71.1cm

73.5cm

76cm

79cm

81.5cm

WIDTH

18”

20”

22”

24”

26”

LENGTH

28”

29”

30”

31”

32”

White, Black, Navy, Red, Sport Grey

MENS BLUE AUSSIE BONDS TRUCKER/WIFEBEATER

Now this is a popular singlet / tank in Australia. Worn by long haul truckies, to sheep shearers to your regular backyard bloke.
Try it out. Navy Blue only. 100% Cotton Rib, no side seams.

 

SMALL
(14)

MED
(16)

LARGE
(18)

XL
(20)

2XL
(22)

WIDTH

45cm

47.5cm

50cm

52.5cm

55cm

LENGTH

77cm

80cm

83cm

86cm

89cm

WIDTH

17.5”

18.5”

19.5”

20.5”

21.5”

LENGTH

30"

31.5"

32.5”

34”

35”

NOTE: These are quite a stretch singlet. Don’t be put off by length. Is necessary with a stretch fabric.

For example:
I’m 176cm (5’10”) and wear a Medium in regular T-shirt, fitted, not loose.
I take a Large (18) in the truckies singlet. So basically go a size larger in the truckies singlet than you would a normal tee.

MENS WORKWEAR KING GEE – UP TO 2XL – SHORT SLEEVE OPEN FRONT DRILL SHIRT.

THIS IS MENS SHIT!!

These are a CLASSIC Australian 100% Cotton Drill Fabric. Weight 190gms2. Definitely a more heavy duty shirt. A cracker worn by Australian men. Can’t recommend them enough. Available in Navy Blue only for the moment.

 

SMALL

MED

LARGE

XL

2XL

WIDTH

54cm

57cm

60cm

63cm

67cm

LENGTH

70cm

73cm

76cm

79cm

82cm

WIDTH

21”

22.5”

23.5”

25”

26.5”

LENGTH

27.5”

28.5”

30”

31”

32.5”

NOTE: Because these are an open button up shirt the sizing appears a little larger for a particular size. Basically if you wear a Medium tee in our measurements then order a Medium in the Workwear.

For Example:
I am 176cm (5’10”) and wear a Medium in the King Gee Workwear.

ADULT HOODIES
These are a 100% cotton 9.5oz hooded sweatshirt. THESE ARE UNISEX.

 

SMALL

MED

LARGE

XL

2XL

WIDTH

51cm

56cm

61cm

66cm

71cm

LENGTH

71cm

73.5cm

76cm

78.5cm

81cm

WIDTH

20”

22”

24”

26”

28”

LENGTH

28”

29”

30”

31”

32”

White, Black, Navy, Red, Dark Chocolate, Light Blue, Sport Grey

WOMENS SPAGHETTI STRAP SINGLET
These are a form fitting (quite a stretch) 93% Cotton and 7% Lycon/Spandex mix. Again a popular style with the ladies.

 

8
(XS)

10
(S)

12
(M)

14
(L)

16
(XL)

WIDTH

33cm

36cm

39cm

42cm

45cm

LENGTH

45cm

48.5cm

52.5cm

55cm

57.5cm

WIDTH

13”

14”

15 ¼”

16.5”

17 ¾”

LENGTH

17 ¾”

19”

20.5”

21.5”

22.5”



What are the washing instructions?

We present two sets of washing instructions and let you choose.

Suggestion One: 
After use, relax in a hammock between two palmed coconut trees on a tropical island. Then, whilst two attractive enthusiastic locals feed you fruit and hand wash your garment in fresh water and some naturally made soap, you ponder logging on to funkyes.com and purchasing your next garment, with similar washing instructions. Remember, let your garment be air dried by the warm summer breeze, before re wearing it to the local beach bar that evening for a night of getting noticed.

Suggestion Two:
Whilst not as alluring as suggestion one, we are required by law and driven by our desire for customer satisfaction to provide the following option.
Machine wash in cold or warm water. Do not tumble dry, especially not whilst wearing. If you must tumble dry remove garment from body and then proceed with low heat. If you are planning on using a dryer you may wish to order a size larger then normal to adjust for shrinkage. See size chart. Air dry is best. Do not iron over print. Whilst shrinkage may occur in dryers funkyes.com can not be held responsible. * Men if excessive shrinkage is affecting your luck with the ladies stop swimming in cold water and remove any stimulants from your lifestyle that may be known to cause the same effect. Good luck.

For those who don't like washing:

  • If traveling, sneak it in with someone else’s wash.
  • Don’t wash it until u smell like a pole cat and use the money u saved on washing to buy beer.  (or a new shirt)
  • Enter and wear it in a Wet T Shirt competition.
  • Have someone’s mum or girlfriend wash it for you. Always say thank you!
  • Go surfing in it and take a couple of wipeouts. Natures spin cycle. It will also double as sun protection. Remember to rinse in fresh water.

Shrinkage

Just about all our garments are made from 100% cotton. Unlike Spliffys pouch, that expands, most garments shrink a half to full size, (even when they say pre shrunk) depending on the manner in which they are washed and dried.

We always suggest that you measure a shirt that you already have and make a purchase decision from their. If you are going to use a tumble dryer then it is probably a good idea to order a size larger. Purely your decision. It depends on how fitting you want the Tee to be.

Shrinkage will always occur in garments if you tumble dry them. This is especially the case if you leave the garment in the dryer after it has actually dried. Hey, we’ve all done it and pulled out a tee the size of a dinner plate, AND it’s usually your favourite one.

Press the link above to check out the tear em and wear styles to make your t’s unique.

Tear em and Wear em.

Girls, get creative with your T’s and turn them into your own unique fashion statements.

Check out our Tear em and Wear em section. They are simple and fun alterations that look great. They are easy and quick to do and will have you looking sensational in no time at all.

If you would like to see some images and examples visit the girl’s only section of this site.
Girls Only

The Good Times What is?

The Good Times is the funniest newsletter going around that TELLS YOU HOW IT IS.

You will be kept in the loop on the latest and greatest designs and deals from Funkyes.com. We also include information about competitions, free stuff, amusing brand related stories and banter.

All this comes to you absolutely FREE in a new issue every TWO months.

So subscribe TODAY to ‘The Good Times’ tell your friends and enjoy this classic read.     SUBSCRIBE

What about changes to my details such as sizing, postal address, or sexual preference?

No problem any changes can be emailed to us at service@funkyes.com
Your secrets are safe with us.

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Contact us.

Before contacting us, please review our FAQs as a lot of the solutions to your questions will be answered here. Or Contact Us.

Affiliates

If you would like to refer people to our site and receive money for each sale that results from traffic you send to us, please contact us via affiliates@funkyes.com
We will get back in touch with you ASAP.

Privacy Policy

Thank you for visiting www.funkyes.com, owned and operated by Agent Styles Pty Ltd.  This privacy policy explains the types of information we collect on our website and what we do with such information.  By visiting www.funkyes.com, you are accepting the practices described in this privacy policy.  If you feel that our privacy practices are not adequate to protect your privacy, you should refrain from using this website.
We do not rent, sell or distribute our customer database or newsletter e-mail database to any other parties. Your privacy is important to us and is completely guaranteed. When you give us your e-mail, address or phone number during the ordering process they are used for order confirmation purposes only. 

PERSONALLY IDENTIFIABLE INFORMATION (PII)
The information we collect through this website may include information from which you may be personally identified.  “Personally Identifiable Information (or “PII”) includes such information as your name, postal address, telephone number, and the like. Credit card information is only used for the current transaction, in servicing your purchase of a product or service on this site. Credit card information will not be stored on file or in any such data base there after.
This website collects PII only with your knowledge.
What We Do With PII
We use PII that we collect on our website for the following purposes:

  • To provide you with products and services, such as electronic and print publications and newsletters;
  • To respond to your inquiries and contact you about changes regarding this website;
  • To provide you with notices regarding the products that you are receiving, and for billing and collection purposes;
  • To provide you with announcements, promotions and other offers about our products and services, as well as the products and services of others;
  • For any other purpose disclosed at the time the information is collected or to which you consent;
  • As otherwise specifically described in this privacy policy.

Third Parties
We will never intentionally disclose PII to any third party without your permission, except as may be required by law or by court order, to accomplish billing, shipping or customer service for the transaction into which you are entering, to an independent contractor employed by us to carry out or provide support for the operations of our site or our business or under exigent circumstances to protect the personal safety or property of our users or ourselves. Funkyes.com never sells or trades PII to third parties for their own use.
Additionally, Funkyes.com’s website may be linked to/from third- parties’ websites, which may collect or solicit PII from visitors. Funkyes has no control over the privacy practices of third parties; therefore, visitors should consult the privacy policy of such websites for information on how they use and collect PII.
Please note again that no credit card information is accessible from a third party link.
Security of PII
While Funkes.com takes reasonable security measures to keep PII confidential, we cannot guarantee that unauthorized access will never occur.

NON-PERSONALLY IDENTIFIABLE INFORMATION
We may automatically record a variety of general and non-personally identifiable information from website visitors.  We may collect information including but not limited to:

  • which web pages you visited,
  • the order in which pages were visited,
  • which hyperlinks, if any, you “clicked,”
  • the Internet Protocol (IP) address of the visitor,
  • the type and version of the web browser you are using,
  • the operating system in use,
  • the size and color resolution of the user’s monitor,
  • the user’s connection speed,
  • the date and time the site was visited,
  • the length of visits to certain pages,
  • other non-personally identifiable information, and
  • Products/services you viewed and/or searched for.

This type of information is sent by your browser every time a request for a web page from our servers is made by your browser (i.e., every time you visit our website).  We may also use “cookies” and “clear GIFs” (also known as “pixel tags” or “beacons”).  A cookie is a small amount of data that is sent to your browser from a server and stored on your computer’s hard drive.  Most browsers allow users to block the receipt of cookies, but doing so may compromise your ability to use certain features of our website.  A clear GIF is a small graphic image, typically used in connection with cookies, that is placed on a website or in an email message.  A clear GIF can monitor certain user behavior, such as your usage of the website, whether you opened an email message, or whether you clicked on a URL in an email message.
While we do not collect PII automatically, if you do provide PII, we may associate that information with the information that is collect automatically. 

Collecting and analyzing this information allows us to determine the most and least popular sections of the website, the times and dates that the site is most visited, and the geographic areas in which our visitors live.  We use this information to improve our site and to make decisions about when to perform maintenance and upgrades.

CONTACT FUNKYES.COM
CONCERNING OUR PRIVACY POLICY

If you would like to contact Funkyes.com concerning your privacy and the use of our website, please contact us:
Funkyes.com
PO Box 1083,
Byron Bay, NSW 2481
Australia
Email: service@funkyes.com

ACCEPTANCE
By using this website, you accept the terms of this policy. If you do not accept the terms of this policy, you should refrain from using the Funkyes.com website. This statement may, in Funkyes.coms sole discretion, be modified periodically, so you should review this privacy statement on a regular basis.  Your continued use of the Funkyes.com website signifies that you continue to accept the terms of this statement, as revised from time to time.
This privacy policy does not apply to information that we may collect from you by other means (including offline) or from other sources.



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